Ele-PHOBIA and Sassy Dude??? *Best 8 seconds of My Life*

I have to admit...I do have PHOBIA!!! and it called....

CYNOPHOBIA (Fear of Dogs)

THE STORY

 It stared when I was 9 years old...Long Story....


Ok...to make it short, I was chased by a "Big Scary Looking Dog" when I visited my friend (which happen to be the owner of that "Big Scary Looking Dog".....FML)

I still remember I run like CRAZY crying and I thought "Matila!!!...that dog is going to gigit aku...waaaaaaaaaaaa...makkkkkkkkkkkk"...but LUCKLY...I'm saved dari kena gigit bcoz I run towards my friend neighbor house and just hide there, Trembling and Crying (hey...I'm only 9...what do u expect??..hehehe) until that "Big Scary Looking Dog" go away...phewwww!!!

From that very moment, every time I see a dog (whether its a small or big, cute or not, near or far...as long as it is a DOG)...I started to TREMBLE and have this URGE to escape, run as fast as i can..as long as I can avoid it ...I'm f**k**gly serious!!!...and I still have this "FEELING" until now...though it is not as worse as "the old days"..but still....

THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH TODAY

* I just LOVE his REACTION...hahahaha...EPIC FACE!!!*

but,why did HE ride on it in the first place????

A·POC·A·LYPSE... Rebecca Black...

here's the thing...I'm a MUSIC lover...i listen to ALMOST all kind/type of music...BUT, on one sunny day (happen about few weeks ago...) as i was browsing through YOUTUBE.com in search of, what i would called "music inspiration"....

POP!!!

 Rebecca Black- Friday (Official Video).....the MOST VIEWED video of the day

so..i was like " oh well...guess i should watch it 2...who knows maybe the song is "superb". The NEW TEENAGE SUPERSTAR emerged from YOUTUBE sensation like Justin Bieber and other talented people who become famous by just by posting their video in HOPE someone (i mean talent agents or something) will notice it...


and.........as i watch and listen to the song.........
(OMG!!!....adui na,buruknya ni lagu...rugi betul....im wasting 3 mins and 48 sec of my day watching and listening to this "un-inspirational" song ever...)

WHO IS THIS KID ANYWAY???

 (so..my search begins...)

• she is 14 yrs old American teen pop singer.....(just happen to be)
•  uploaded her MV to YOUTUBE...and walaaa!!! received over 120 million views within 2 months and still counting....(even Michael Jackson MV got viral after he died...) 
• the funny thing is....she is the RECORD holder for the most DISLIKED video ever in YOUTUBE history...

(over 2 millions haters...wow..this is EPIC!!!)

• also...the WORST VIDEO IN THE WORLD...i thought Lady GAGA "Born This Way" was the worst.... o_O

 i wonder how she deal with this....???

ok..some of the funny part about this MV/song:

1. the LYRIC....

Verse 1

"Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin’ in the front seat

Sittin’ in the back seat

Gotta make my mind up

Which seat can I take?"

Verse 2

"You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it"

(what is it that she got???)

and the funniest part ever...

BRIDGE

"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
bla..bla...bla...
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
bla..bla..bla..."

(even illiterate people know this...*no offence) 

2. the MV..

underage kid driving a car???

who is this RAPPER anyway??? lol...

3. "humorous" comments frm her YOUTUBE channel...

Top Comments

HATERS

LOVERS

RACIST????

and lastly.....

Safety Issue

end of search...now i know who SHE really is....not that i HATE her (for become "unexpectedly" famous bcoz of this song...wek!!!)...its just... the song is super "WEIRD".....lalala~

LOL to the max.....

sh*t...why am i here??? o_O

thats the question i asked myself as i am sitting in my room and ITS 12.15am and I am listening to Plain White T' new song- Boomerang...(must be im dreaming or i have been posses by some evil spirit or something..nah!!)...

WHY?? 

1. due to the fact that i dont have "a hands" of a good writer especially when u talk about blogging
2. i have a low level of English language (low level i mean SUPER LOW... lol...i know this by taking an english test few days ago and the result is so "disappointing"..FML)
3. i dont have any input/any interesting things to talk about!!!???
4. No idea *gulp*

*REASONS*

1. Im bored....i guess

2. i have interesting "stuff" to talk about...I do (110% level of confidence+Pizza)...just have to wait and see if I have one....hehehe

3. bcoz there are some things that i really2 need to let it out/share...to make me feel better...

4...and other things that matters to me and sometimes make me wanna LAUGH until tear drops out of my eyes or I choke on something...wek!!!!

5....or maybe...(i just said MAYBE)...i can improved my ENGLISH grammar and Vocab...who knows right..MIRACLES do happen sometimes...

so....this blog is basically about things THAT MATTER to me (which i may find it super funny/annoying/stupid /serious..bla..bla..bla...all in one PLACE...)

There you go...the "why" and "reasons" im here... i mean WHY NOT!!!

 "ideas...inspirations... desperations...expression....impression"

Stuff that make me laugh today

(i just love this show...made my day)

cehh!!!!